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Confessions of a Theatre Major

Confessions of a Theatre Major

Austin. 21. Boys. Ball State. NOLAphile. Theatre. Stage Combat. Ravenclaw. Aperture Scientist. Alcohol Enthusiast.

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Reblogged from jeou
This was the first time I’ve taken a train to somewhere I’ve never been before. My heart was pounding, I’m now on my way to see you.
This was the first time I’ve taken a train to somewhere I’ve never been before. My heart was pounding, I’m now on my way to see you.

(Source: jeou, via jukc)

Reblogged from feelmyoats
neuroxin:

ottermatopoeia:

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

"begin phase one"

If you can’t get pure weapons-grade plutonium store bought is fine.

neuroxin:

ottermatopoeia:

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

"begin phase one"

If you can’t get pure weapons-grade plutonium store bought is fine.

(via midnightlightning)

Reblogged from rouxx

the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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(Source: rouxx, via midnightlightning)

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arbitrary-stag:

bogleech:

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"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"

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"Gross!"  "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"

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"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"

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"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"

Fun fact: Politoed’s shiny is blue.

(via jaydanosaurus)

Reblogged from hammerlock

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via christophralts)

Reblogged from luxwing

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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(via thatsthat24)

Reblogged from blastortoise

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

(via thatsthat24)

Reblogged from feelmyoats
feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all


And yet she makes a great lasagna!

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

And yet she makes a great lasagna!

(via thatsthat24)

Reblogged from sun-urging-purple-blossoms-deac

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

(via liaby)

Reblogged from for-a

(Source: for-a, via butasparrow)

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